..Today’s Short Reading from the Bible ... From Genesis:“And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth”.Then he made the earth round ... And he laughed and laughed and laughed...Daylight Savings TimeIt doesn’t get much simpler than this explanation.Arizona is the only state in the United States that does not recognize daylight saving.Saskatchewan is the only Canadian province that does not have it either.Probably because of ‘The Old Indian.’When told the reasons for daylight savings the Old Indian said,“Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”Thank You, Old Indian!Remember- Keep SmilingIt makes people wonderWhat you’re up to!!This one is compliments of Kevin F.Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything. “Well, here we are I hope you had a good time at the picnic Alice dear…” He said as he adjusted his glasses before taking the keys out of the ignition his smile grew as he licked his lips; she was rather creeped out he never acted this way before she wondered what was wrong with him.“Uhhhh thanks, Bruce it was nice of you to drive me home I really appreciate it well I’ll be seeing you later have a good day…” She said she quickly unbuckled her belt she forced herself to smile but there was seriously something off with him.“Hold on Alice I want to show you something my dear it wouldn’t take too much time I promise you’ll love it…”“Uhm no thanks, Bruce maybe you can show me some other time but I’m kind of tired I’ll cya later…” The last thing she remembered was placing her hand on the door handle before her mind went dark he stared at her with his pitch black eyes.“There is no escape Alice your mind and body will soon belong to the HIVE! Just like me before my wife graciously converted.
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